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"[slow intro](newscaster)This just in: we have unconfirmed reports that Tokyo is under attack...By a 50-foot man with a... white face?...A chicken bucket on his head, uh... carrying an enormous guitar... According to this report, whenever he plays a note...The sonic waves cause whole buildings to explode, ...Streets to buckle and split and vehicles to fly about like toys...
Chorus:(different voice, probably buckethead)I come in peaceX3(newscaster)THE DEFENSE COMMAND HAS ORDERED ALL CITIZENS TO EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!!!...People from sector 4 please report to the bus depot in sector 3...Sector 5 proceed in an orderly fashion to sector 6...Sector 1 & 2 board the bullet trains without delay...WAIT!...We have visual contact... Look at the size of those shoes!!!...Who is this giant? where did he come from? where is he going?...What's he playing? what's he saying? RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!...
